ThePhoenix

Lalalalalalalalala

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ROFL

ROFL

(via systemofadowny)

For the past few days actually.
I really really really miss my cat. I know I have a dog now but I still miss my god damn cat.
Merry fucking Christmas for tomorrow. Bah MOTHERFUCKING hum bug.:’)

I fucking hate

The way you are with me sometimes. What’s the need? You say you know me but do you? I am not going to change so easy. This is me and if you don’t like it, leave. Please just leave.

And everyday

I make the same mistakes, cause the same problems. And everyday I feel him hate me a little bit more.

Reasons as to why I love the dog more

1) he doesn’t ask me what’s wrong.
2) he doesn’t judge me.
3) he makes an effort.
4) he says nothing! Nothing bad can pass his lips.
5) he doesn’t ask questions
6) he doesn’t know the past/future and it really doesn’t bother him.
7) he gives the best cuddles.
8) he makes me happy when others can’t.
9) he won’t leave, I feed him :)
10) he’s the best dog I’ve ever known.

Really don’t know what to do

I know what I want and I’m not getting it. Does this mean I should give up and walk away? I’m beyond tired of things not going well and its just not fair anymore! I’ve had enough of pretending and fakeness and back stabbing and fucking annoying human beings! People equal shit. Slipknot had it right!!!!!!! I’M SO TIRED OF THIS SHIT. Where is the fun??

(Source: ruoloc, via bloodypounds)

amarilloo:


Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.



Truly amazing. This man must be sat in paradise with a smile like the cheshire cat. Clever man.

amarilloo:

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

Truly amazing. This man must be sat in paradise with a smile like the cheshire cat. Clever man.

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systemofadowny:

andrewbreitel:

so fucking me it hurts

omfg 

This is how I feel.

systemofadowny:

andrewbreitel:

so fucking me it hurts

omfg 

This is how I feel.

(Source: findchaos)